Friday, March 13, 2009

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
(the actual AP headline)
Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in the car with the windows rolled
up with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned
and walked over to the car.
He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange.
He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough
on the back of her head....
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of the head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until
someone noticed and came to her aid........Lisa is a blonde.

2 comments:

  1. LMAO....
    Horrible to say but I could see my daughter doing something like this and yes she is blonde....lol
    Lovely to see you over here Bevally....
    Have missed your jokes...

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  2. morning Mandy,
    Thank-you for your welcome.. I think the blonde bit may be a throw-away line..lol
    have kept up with you all on b/b when able, the not being able to comment was a pain.. they certainly have shown their true colors recently..

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